berrykoolaid:

I for one welcome our Lord back

jetbag:

I love being the ugly friend

relevant, but also Kappa levels of sarcasm on my end

Interviewer: So how does it feel to be the last single person in a friend group larger than most small businesses?

Me: Status quo my friend, status quo 

theclearlydope:

He’s watching you surf Tumblr porn on the public library computers.
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